Yo! I’m an actress/comedian in the city of Chicago. I use this site to remind my friends and followers of my upcoming shows (click above). Also, I post random things that I find interesting or amusing here. Follow for follow, tumblrs.Tumblr (3.0; @krystallafianzapitzen)http://krystalthepistol.com/<p>I&#8217;ve been super busy and therefore super lame about updating my website however I did just update &#8220;Upcoming Shows&#8221; check that out and this amazing picture by <a href="http://www.facebook.com/OneBedroomStudios" title="One Bedroom Studios" target="_blank">One Bedroom Studios</a> of me getting drunk in the streets of Chicago. Tits!</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/7363f4e07d2d5535acf5651602f0554b/tumblr_inline_mh6ujhSN9M1qf9hd1.jpg"/></p>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/41443328764http://krystalthepistol.com/post/41443328764Fri, 25 Jan 2013 09:49:36 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_megmzlkbiM1rgm4m2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/37267370951http://krystalthepistol.com/post/37267370951Wed, 05 Dec 2012 11:14:21 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meki14G8pN1rgpixwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/37267241802http://krystalthepistol.com/post/37267241802Wed, 05 Dec 2012 11:11:28 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_med90sDxEp1rlht25o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/37267197965http://krystalthepistol.com/post/37267197965Wed, 05 Dec 2012 11:10:29 -0600<embed src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:arc:video:comedycentral.com:736905f1-b17a-4125-a55a-00440086a767" width="400" height="225" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="." flashvars=""></embed><br/><br/><p>Chicago comic, <a href="https://twitter.com/CJVLR" title="CJ Sullivan " target="_blank">CJ Sullivan</a> crushed it on the season finale of Mash Up last night! Here’s a clip.</p>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/37267079997http://krystalthepistol.com/post/37267079997Wed, 05 Dec 2012 11:07:50 -0600chicagochicago comedystand upcomedy centralmash upchitownstand up comedy<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mxVo5mjK4eg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’m singing this song on Dec. 19th at Coles for <a href="http://fozthehook.blogspot.com/2012/11/friends-i-like-them.html" title="Foz the Hook's War on Christmas" target="_blank">Foz the Hook’s War on Christmas</a>. It is gonna be great!!</p>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36827584545http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36827584545Thu, 29 Nov 2012 14:56:19 -0600chicagocole'scole's chicagochitowntom waites<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me8fg83Suc1qzmtz8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36827419824http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36827419824Thu, 29 Nov 2012 14:53:55 -0600funnyhumor<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luo5s8jq9O1r2o04io1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luo5s8jq9O1r2o04io2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36827345260http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36827345260Thu, 29 Nov 2012 14:52:50 -0600lolhahagolden girls<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FJi0LeFWr3w?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Check out this video from Chicago’s own <a href="http://www.natecraig.com/" title="Nate Craig" target="_blank">Nate Craig</a> called Dog owners are F*cking Nuts! Hilarious.</p>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36827182925http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36827182925Thu, 29 Nov 2012 14:50:27 -0600chicago comedydogsdog ownerhahalolfunnyhumordog humorchitownstand up comedy<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mduk6nUICm1qdkgzro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36216040290http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36216040290Wed, 21 Nov 2012 10:55:16 -0600<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/f4tOJvwoAos?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://upnorthtrips.com/post/36215262451/larry-davids-brooklyn-thanksgiving" target="_blank">upnorthtrips</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Larry David’s Brooklyn Thanksgiving</strong></p> </blockquote>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36215829748http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36215829748Wed, 21 Nov 2012 10:51:20 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mduictVBs41qzx0u3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gunsandrobots.tumblr.com/post/36215499614/today-president-obama-will-be-pardoning-two" target="_blank">gunsandrobots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Today, President Obama will be pardoning two turkeys (for a total of EIGHT so far). Their crime, being delicious.</p> <p>For the complete story of this tradition and <strong>how Ben Franklin’s dark meat obsession almost kicked the Bald Eagle</strong>, watch <em><a href="http://blip.tv/laughinghistorically/turkey-the-other-national-bird-5754157" target="_blank">“Turkey: The Other National Bird.”</a></em></p> </blockquote>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36215762572http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36215762572Wed, 21 Nov 2012 10:50:05 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mduk0maeyA1qzyxgeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36215721544http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36215721544Wed, 21 Nov 2012 10:49:19 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdufwp4CeN1qhi5qbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36212949325http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36212949325Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:54:52 -0600<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcw61h3DhO1rwrfzh.gif"/></p> <p>&#8230;hot.</p>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36212751821http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36212751821Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:50:00 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdm81qiYvn1rjyk4bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36212612137http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36212612137Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:47:48 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdnjqk1pK51r9kt4fo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36212598129http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36212598129Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:47:29 -0600<p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9o5aheLAO1rpl3bro1_500.gif"/></p> <p>Attempting to make my own Thanksgiving Feast tomorrow. Let&#8217;s hope it is eatable! </p>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36212585066http://krystalthepistol.com/post/36212585066Wed, 21 Nov 2012 09:47:13 -0600thanksgivingturkey day<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdlxbcCwJ81qg46m3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Chicago! Come out this Sunday for comedy at a new BYOB theater!! <a href="http://whatisph.com/showcase.php" title="Buy tickets here" target="_blank">Buy tickets here</a>.</p>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/35875679154http://krystalthepistol.com/post/35875679154Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:57:12 -0600chicagocomedychicago comedychitownthings to do in chicagochicago social<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdfaxviSd41r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://krystalthepistol.com/post/35873422961http://krystalthepistol.com/post/35873422961Fri, 16 Nov 2012 18:24:00 -0600