Krystal (the Pistol) LaFianza-Pitzen Actress/Comed

After an epic cross country road trip with my best friend, I now reside in LOS ANGELES! Slowly updating my website and life to reflect this change… in the meantime check out my upcoming shows page for shows in LOS ANGELES! 

The Farewell Tour

I’m leaving Chicago on May 26th and moving to Los Angeles!

It will be an adventure and I plan to post pics as my bestie and I road trip across the country.Until then check out shows I’m doing on the great KLP Farewell Tour!

Click here: http://krystalthepistol.com/shows

Remember the time I was a bachelorette on The Steve Harvey Show? That was fun.

Remember the time I was a bachelorette on The Steve Harvey Show? That was fun.

I’m super busy which is a good thing!

I’ve been super busy and therefore super lame about updating my website however I did just update “Upcoming Shows” check that out and this amazing picture by One Bedroom Studios of me getting drunk in the streets of Chicago. Tits!

Chicago comic, CJ Sullivan crushed it on the season finale of Mash Up last night! Here’s a clip.

I’m singing this song on Dec. 19th at Coles for Foz the Hook’s War on Christmas. It is gonna be great!!

Check out this video from Chicago’s own Nate Craig called Dog owners are F*cking Nuts! Hilarious.

upnorthtrips:

Larry David’s Brooklyn Thanksgiving

gunsandrobots:

Today, President Obama will be pardoning two turkeys (for a total of EIGHT so far). Their crime, being delicious.
For the complete story of this tradition and how Ben Franklin’s dark meat obsession almost kicked the Bald Eagle, watch “Turkey: The Other National Bird.”

gunsandrobots:

Today, President Obama will be pardoning two turkeys (for a total of EIGHT so far). Their crime, being delicious.

For the complete story of this tradition and how Ben Franklin’s dark meat obsession almost kicked the Bald Eagle, watch “Turkey: The Other National Bird.”